Why Everything is Terrible and We Should Probably Panic

A letter to Landlords

“When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich." These haunting words, often attributed to Jean-Jacques Rousseau, still resonate two centuries later. In our modern world, as in pre-revolutionary France, we find ourselves haunted by the specter of the rentier - the unproductive character who, as Marx described, "pockets a part of the surplus-value without playing the slightest role in its production.”

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The Illusion of Opportunity: A Critique of the American Dream

The American Dream, a concept deeply ingrained in the national consciousness, promises upward mobility and prosperity through hard work and determination. However, a closer examination reveals this ideal to be a carefully constructed illusion, a tool used by the ruling class to maintain the status quo and perpetuate a system of economic inequality. As Karl Marx astutely observed, "The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them" (Marx, 1871). This facade of choice, this manufactured consent, ensures that the system remains unchallenged, and the vast majority remain trapped in a cycle of exploitation.

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Humanity’s Golden Calfe: A Letter to the Editor

Dear Editor, I'm writing to express my deep concern about the twisted relationship between humanity and the economy. It began as a simple tool, a means of exchange, but now it's become an insatiable monster demanding our constant attention and sacrifice. This "Economic Egregore," as I've come to think of it, has taken on a life of its own, shaping our lives and twisting our priorities in ways that are both ridiculous and harmful.

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These essays are offered as a humble homage to Franz Kafka, and George Orwell. They are not intended as imitation, but rather as an exploration of their absurdist literary world through a contemporary lens. Readers familiar with Kafka and Owells work will recognize the echoes in their style and themes, particularly those found in Kafkas' The Metamorphosis and The Trial, and Orwells' Nineteen Eighty-four.